Are you a hunter princess?

Before I say anything, please let me emphasize this is in good humor. I fully invite you to mock show jumpers. I can take it.

You might be a hunter princess if

Your jumps are typically natural or painted white. They also have excessive shrubbery.

Copyright New York Hunter Rider
Copyright New York Hunter Rider

Your childhood shows consisted of giant bows and garters and paddock boots.

Copyright AK Photography
Copyright AK Photography

You wouldn’t be caught dead without your fake tail braided in.

Copyright High Hopes Low Heels @ tumblr
Copyright High Hopes Low Heels @ tumblr

You’ve shown in the big blue oval.

Jane Gaston and Lumiere Photo copyright COTH
Jane Gaston and Lumiere
Photo copyright COTH

Shawty gets long and low.

Ashleigh Ramey aboard Tobasco Photo copyright Ashleigh Ramey
Ashleigh Ramey aboard Tobasco
Photo copyright Ashleigh Ramey

Lol, what’s an automatic release?

Including excessive shrubbery. Copyright Lights D0wn @ tumblr
Including excessive shrubbery.
Copyright Lights D0wn @ tumblr

Charles Owen is your bae.

You know what the word “shadbelly” means.

Elizabeth Tirado aboard Anastasia  Photo copyright Morgan Workman
Elizabeth Tirado aboard Anastasia
Photo copyright Morgan Workman

You rock the Sperries and boot socks look.

View this post on Instagram

This happened. Jimbob DUGGAR!!!!

A post shared by Morgan Workman (@morganworkman) on

You posses the hunter butt.

Photo copyright Morgan Workman
Photo copyright Morgan Workman

Your polo must always be tucked in. Your belt loops must contain a belt.

Copyright Kirsten B
Copyright Kirsten B

A martingale just makes the look, regardless if your horse needs one or not.

Copyright New York Hunter Rider
Copyright New York Hunter Rider

Monograms. Everywhere. Saddle pad, polos, blankets, helmet, shirts, even your saddle plate.

You and your horse must match.

Copyright Equine Focus
Copyright Equine Focus

V-neck sweaters are your ideal way to be warm while riding.

Photo copyright Morgan Workman
Photo copyright Morgan Workman

A sale on RL Polo or Tailored Sportmans is like Christmas.

Your courses get so repetitive that your horse goes into sleep mode while riding.

Copyright Heather Tawfik
Copyright Heather Tawfik

A fancy horse is cute. A green horse is cute. A stud is cute.

Regardless of size, they are all ponies.

Thanks, Hunters of the world. But I’ll stick to show jumping.

12 Comments

Join the Conversation

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s